Humor

Transcendental Meditation

I was sitting at the Barnes & Noble Starbucks trying to write my blog a few nights ago and it didn’t take long for me to mumble, “Crap! I...

Buyin' Some Land

About ten years ago, I had the following conversation with an Anguillan carpenter who repaired half of my falling down fence. After...

The Theory of Evolution

Evolution is at work. We’ve come a long way from chewing on a raw dinosaur to chowing down on smoked brisket.

Things To Do In Lieu of Sleep

I guess you could say I’m not going to lose a lot of sleep over it, albeit, I suppose that I am.

Living The Dream

I am a prolific dreamer and I have been for years. While it makes for some interesting stories when I wake up and say to myself, “What...

Gas Pump Jeopardy

I turned and took a deep breath and gave a long hard stare-down to the pump host of “Gas Pump Jeopardy.”

The Patron Saint of Doughnuts

Mr. and Mrs. Doyon were our neighbors when I was a kid. We lived out in the country and they were our only neighbors within a mile or so....

You Are Illegally Parked!

“Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign?” That’s how the...

Good For Da Wood

Then someone started talking about goat water and goat stew, that's where our meal took a turn...

Driving & Surviving in Paradise

I saw some crazy car stuff while I was living in the Caribbean. One thing that was not a big deal, but extremely Caribbean was a lot of...